Hello Hollywood Agent! Thank you for visiting my proposal for a new Hollywood television sitcom, which I am tentatively calling “Bleach My Ass!”

Conceived as a hybrid of “Will and Grace” and “Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place” (if the pizza place were an anal bleaching salon), the comedy’s basic premise is this: What happens when a brassy, sassy middle aged woman named Roz, of indeterminate sexual orientation (Rosie O’Donnell is on tap!) sets up an anal bleaching salon that caters to a wealthy gay male clientele in New York?

Get ready for an unpredictable comedy with a decidedly ANAL fixation! In the comedy’s initial 13-episode arc, you’ll be introduced to a colorful cast of characters that will give O’Donnell’s “Roz” every opportunity to use the catch phrase that will spread across America like wildfire: “What do you expect? I work with a bunch of… ASSHOLES!” (APPLAUSE) (LAUGHTER)

Rounding out the cast of characters will be:

•Sun Kim Park (Sandra Oh, of “Grey’s Anatomy” reknown), as Roz’s anal bleachist. A recent Korean immigrant who was an engineer in her former homeland, her personality is as caustic as the chemicals she slathers on the dozens of hapless gay men’s assholes who frequent the salon (which is eponymously called “Bleach My Ass!”) She also speaks no English, which leads to hilarious anal bleaching misunderstandings.

•Jack Cox (Sean Hayes of “Will and Grace” fame is also on tap!), as Roz’s best friend and confidant. He hangs around Bleach My Ass! to pick up gay men… and the 15% discounts.

•Sunny Kang (Margaret Cho!), as Roz’s sworn enemy, who opens up a competing anal bleaching salon across the street from Bleach My Ass! and is determined to undercut Roz at everything — even if it means her client’s assholes have to suffer the consequences of substandard anal bleaching products.

•Bruce McBottoms (Jim Jay Bullock, from “Hollywood Squares”), as Sunny’s best friend and a foil to Jack Cox. An older gay man who is embittered and somewhat closeted, he lusts after the younger Jack but can’t ever let his true feelings be known.

Please visit again for further updates, including summaries of the pilot and first few episodes.

Please contact me if you are interested in optioning this for television. Serious inquiries only!!!!!!! bleachmyass@gmail.com